One of the long-running feuds in the circosta household is who has the weirder feet.
My 'ring-toe' tends to (ever-so-slightly) sneak behind the others, causing Amy (on a very long road trip with this guy) to dub said toe "Bashful". But what Ms. Glass-house failed to recognize was that her own pinky toe took a wrong turn on the way to normalville. In fact, it still is taking that turn as her pinky toe faces the entirely wrong direction. What's more, it doesn't really have a toe-nail.
So with bashful on one side of his family tree, and "wrong-way" on the other, poor Sam is straight hosed in the toe department. Here is to hoping that ,genetically speaking, he only gets the best from both of us in the non-foot realm.